Tuesday, September 11, 2007

• There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo!

• Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill!

• If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

• The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"!

• The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds!

• A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside!

• Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie!

• over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows!

• Thomas Edison, light bulb inventor, was afraid of the dark!

• Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

• There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones!

• During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants!

• Slugs have 4 noses!

• There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and month! Interesting tries from our readers: orange: door hinge, mélange (French for mix) purple: hurtle, durple?, turtle month: once, bunth?, hunch

• It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them!

• Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

• It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

• You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

• Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

• A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

• A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

• The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

• Polar bears are left handed.

• The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a football field.

• A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

• Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

• The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.

• 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

• The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

• "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

• The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

• Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

• If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

• TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

• A snail can sleep for 3 years.

• The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

• There are only four words in the English language which end in "- dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

• A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

• A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

• The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

• There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

ok sounds strange right? but its true

ok now for some crap

Bill Gates can stand on his wallet and be taller than Godzilla.

Bill Gates wrote his autobiography, "Things I Can't Buy" in 2000. The book currently holds the record for world's shortest book(i bet the only word in the book is "nothing"), and it reached number one on the book charts and stubbornly refused to move, even after heartfelt talks with its mother and an offer of a healthy retirement sum. It is reported that the book's popularity was mainly due to Bill Gates himself buying out every copy as it was printed.

“I wash it with Kleenex.”

~ Bill Gates on Windows.

ok heres the definition and some history abt it :

From the Dutch word Lølen, the term LOL (pronounced as one word, with a long "o", as in "Dude, I was lolling so hard that I fell over.") is commonly used throughout the internet as a means to show empathy, standing for 'Lots of love'. It can also mean 'I have nothing better to say'. LOL is not to be confused with lol, which is just a man with his arms raised.

Example

 My Mum just died :(
 LOL
 LOL, that's so sad.
 LOL :(
 LOL
 Thats *really* sad LOL
 I feel your loss
 LoL
 LoL, Hope it wasn't a long and painful death
 Thanks Guys your the best intarweb pals i got!
 We're always here for you, LOL.                                     

1. finish eating mc wings(u'll noe why later) and ask for as many packets of sauces u can find
   
2. mix 1/3 curry sauce wif 1/4 curry sauce
3. squeeze out tomato sauce into mixture of curry sauce and curry sauce*do not stir*
4. now mix in 1 straw full of coke
5. add in garlic chilli sauce (2 packets)
6. stir wif straw
7. slowly pour in the mixture into a box of mc wings bone
8. squeeze all packets of sauce u hav left into the mess
9. leave as soon as possible
10. come back to take foto juz before mac ppl clear the mess up